This 100% Airlume cotton graphic tee features Corporate Snail’s “Soul Expired at 9 AM” front print and is available in White, Black, Natural, or Navy in sizes S–3XL. It makes a funny Secret Santa gift for coworkers, with free US shipping.
Attendance: confirmed. Soul: unavailable.
The workday has barely started. Your expression has already filed its report.
A tired Snail, a cup of coffee, and Soul Expired at 9 AM — a front-print graphic for mornings that ask a little too much, a little too early.
Part of the Innermon office-survival world, this is the more exhausted counterpart to Stay Unbothered. Same shell. Same responsibilities. Different kind of morning.
For yourself, or the work friend who needs no explanation.
Product details
Front-only graphic print.
Bella+Canvas 3001 blank with a retail fit, side seams, shoulder tape, and tear-away label.
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; solid color, not heather.
Front DTG print workflow.
Available in White, Natural, Black, and Navy.
Sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL.
Size guide
Measurements are garment dimensions laid flat. Manufacturing tolerance is ±1.5 in.
Size
Width (in)
Length (in)
Sleeve (in)
S
18
28
8.9
M
20
29
9.2
L
22
30
9.5
XL
24
31
9.7
2XL
26
32
10.0
3XL
28
33
10.4
Part of the Innermon office-survival world for mornings when attendance is confirmed but the soul is unavailable.
