A bright, open laboratory with a desk, field records and soft daylight
Corporate Snail, quietly holding a coffee at the laboratory desk

THE LAB IS OPEN. YOUR OFFICE IS THE SUBJECT.

Every office
has a species.

The Corporate Bestiary. Fictional species.
Suspiciously familiar office behavior.

Find a Secret Santa gift Identify a species

Stay Unbothered.

YOUR RESIDENT OBSERVER

Corporate Snail

You're here. The coffee is still a priority.

Move nearby. Or tap. No small talk required.
01 / LIVE OBSERVATIONTHERE'S MORE IN HERE ↓SOUND OFF. PRESSURE OFF.

GIFT EXCHANGE / NO SMALL TALK REQUIRED

A familiar species. A very specific gift.

Pick their office species. Have the gift delivered to you, wrap it, add your own card, and bring it to the exchange.

Find a Secret Santa gift Received an Innermon gift? Start here.

OFFICE BREAK / NO MEETING REQUIRED

Your next meeting can wait 25 seconds.

A 25-second break. Fictional coworkers only.

Play Office Break No clock? Enter the Pressure Room
THE INNERMON UNIVERSE / THE CORPORATE BESTIARY

A workplace universe. Suspiciously familiar inhabitants.

Innermon is The Corporate Bestiary: an expanding universe of fictional species drawn from the bosses, coworkers, clients—and occasionally ourselves—that make office life so strange.

Part character universe, part workplace laboratory. New specimens are still being discovered. Come to recognize someone. Stay to explore, laugh, and keep a little more of yourself.

THE REGISTRY01

Meet the species.

Habits, signature abilities, and ways to coexist. Familiar faces. More to discover.

Open the species registry ↗QUICK INTERROGATION02

Who is that, exactly?

You describe the behavior.
The Lab has a few theories.

Identify a species ↗

Species-specific guidance lives in each file. You can also visit the Survival Manual

INNERMON SPECIES FILE COLLECTION

The universe, off-screen.

Objects for unusual office fauna.

Explore the shop

FIELD REPORTS

Office life. Filed as evidence.

Incident notes from the Corporate Bestiary. The species are fictional. The meeting could have been yours.

Watch the field reports